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Free Food.

October 21, 2010
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Daniel was giving out flyers for McDonalds. They were for free fries if you were handicapped or had a handicapped friend. Andrew A tried to convince me to pretend to be crippled so he could get some free food. I reluctantly agreed even though I don’t eat at McDonalds.

Even though I was really in a wheel-chair, Andrew hatched a plan; we would both be blind so we could get more free food. The guy who served us didn’t fall for it. Andrew was terrible – he kept looking straight at the menu. So no free food for him. I told the guy that I really was paraplegic. He didn’t believe it. He started talking about how people in wheel-chairs can’t get erections.

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