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Clean Out the Fridge.

August 1, 2010

Laura, the ponytail man, and I were cleaning out the gross flat. One of my jobs was to clean out the fridge. I opened it and there was a rattle-snake inside. All of the food was mouldy. I took out the hummus. Laura got grumpy and made fun of  my voice.

“I’m so smart. Music and theatre are the best,” she said in low mocking tones.

“I don’t talk like that,” I said.

“Sorry to say, but you do.”

“I don’t!”

“You do,” she stated while looking to Yurie for confirmation. Yurie nodded. I threw the mouldy hummus across the KV field.

I left and took one of the L.A. buses. There were a lot of transfers. Laura went away to get food and missed the bus. She chased it with blue corn tortilla chips cupped in her hands.I tried to email her but my blackberry was new and I couldn’t work it. It had 30 emoticons instead of letters.

During the meal Jeff had a cockroach on his plate. It crawled over to mine and burrowed into my pilaf. I pushed my plate into the canyon.

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